If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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