Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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