She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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