Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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