big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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