My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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