That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The adults are the big ones right?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
