ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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