hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The beer is more important than you right now.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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