well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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