i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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