At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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