before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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