Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm like, not good at living.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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