I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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