You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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