if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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