What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
True college students do jello shots in the library
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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