It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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