Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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