i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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