Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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