**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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