One girl and one boy is just not enough.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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