'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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