How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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