I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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