You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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