Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
only if we run a train.
done.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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