Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
