oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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