Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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