I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
