I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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