'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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