I wanna bring you to show and tell
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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