i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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