Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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