what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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