so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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