Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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