Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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