Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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