I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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