If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We're too hungover to prance.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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