I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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