i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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