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  My bottle opener just broke off in the cork

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  They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

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  wasted?

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  im pocohantasssss

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?

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• (516): View more from New York

  the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY

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• (315): View more from New York

  MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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  AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring

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• (408): View more from California

  My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.

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