her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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