butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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