It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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